Junior/Smiler, Stretford

This guy (of african descent) walks round stretford with a constant smile on his face and more often than not, a massive bottle of cider. Rumour has it that it's all down to his wife not letting him see his kids. Everyone round here seems to know of him and he always cheers me up when I see him.

I think he was stoned, sport

He's just an alki, always wanders into Mcdonalds with a can of white lightening