Pyscho Martin, Chorlton

Martin can be found in Solomon Grundy, Pleasure, Fuel or somewhere along Wilmslow Road, probably repeatedly crossing it until he has decided which one to go to....and then he crosses the road again. You're never sure which personality you might get with Martin but I guarantee he will be playing with his 70's barnet and generally freaking out the younger generation. Long live Martin.

i had the misfortune of talking to mad martin once and he told me that he was incredibly rich and that he was a judo champion and that noobody should mess with him. he also used to ride the buses all night drinking neat whiskey and playing with his hair