Where's the tram - man, Sale

Like a kid on a never-ending road trip this bloke just can't quell his impatience. I discovered him at Sale tram station and registered him immediately as one to avoid - not due to danger or stink, just a pure annoying bastard. He has the look of a local nutter - overweight, trousers too large, baseball cap too small - but seemed harmless when he asked me politely if the tram was coming.
I looked down the mile of empty track to reply "No", only to be asked 15 seconds later "Is it here yet?" "Not yet". After being asked 5 times, I resorted to the tactic of saying it would be 5 mins - this didn't work. "Soon" - failed. "Its coming now" - not a hope.
I was asked about 30 times in a few minutes until eventually I just ignored him and he started asking someone else. May also be known as "I'm going to Bury" man due to his love for informing people where he is going.

WTT man was spotted at Sale tram station today - trying to hail the tram with an outstretched arm. Probably wouldn't have stopped to pick him up otherwise. On a happier note, he seems to have lost some weight and ditched the baseball cap.
submitted by anon.