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Michael O Shea. New Ross, Co. Wexford

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Post  md99 Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:52 am

Michael O Shea, where to start?

To the untrained eye, he's quite a distinguished looking gentleman. Well spoken, well groomed and spotlessly clean clothing (most of the time)

Beneath the surface however, lies one hell of a mess....


Wears goalkeeper and/or cycling gloves.

Carries a briefcase (containing tins of Guinness, numerous paper back books and various other personal belongings)

Differentiates between throwing said books at cars passing by (if in bad mood) or smiling maniacally and waving to drivers (if in good mood, or drunk).

Dances to the music contained upon the cd walkman he carries.

During the warm weather he regularly strips to his vest and lashes his jacket to the ground in a continuous whipping motion. Whilst dancing.

Argues with himself, men, women & children using only the foulest of four lettered language.

'Smokes' a pipe containing no tobacco but pesters people passing by for 'a light'.

Is barred from every supermarket and licensed premises in town.

Eats takeaway meals from the top of wheelie bins.

Washes aforementioned meals down with a bottle of wine (provides own wine glass which is contained in his briefcase).

Offers to comb the hair of townspeople unfortunate enough to pass by him (provides own hair brush which, again, is contained in his briefcase).

Buys belongings from local children (footballs, backpacks, etc) for vastly inflated prices on the spur of the moment.

Occasionally disappears from town for weeks on end, (has reportedly been spotted in nearby Waterford City shoting abuse at himself) only to return resembling an unwashed mountain gorilla


There are many, many more characteristics of Mr O' Shea's person according to town folklore, but owing to my somewhat limited personal experience of him, I daresay I've barely scratched the surface.

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Post  md99 Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:59 am

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Lovers tiff

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TLC

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Turn for the worse

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Torment

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Broken heart

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Post  md99 Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:03 am

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Cheers!

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Drunk and disorderly

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Don't ask

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Pool of piss?

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Post  md99 Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:45 am

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Smooth, suave and sophisticated as he sips his caffè espresso and ponders 39 down. Yet he still took time out to shout at locals and throw his newspaper across the street. Unfortunately I was fumbling with my camera as these particularly dramatic exploits unfolded.

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'This is the best pipe I've ever had, thank you!'

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Post  md99 Sun May 18, 2008 12:09 pm

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Stopping traffic for a light

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Smoking makes you cool. Like Mr O Shea.

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Rumbled!

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