Mr Motivator, Stockport

He'd mostly be seen on weekends in "Volts" he'd be dressed in full length lycra suit, cap and bum-bag (a la "mr Motivator") I'm sure he really thought he looked great, he'd always be the first on the dancefloor and would quite happily dance alone for ages. However if you started dancing anywhere near him that was his cue to to come over and dance with you, whether you wanted him to or not.
Complete basketcase!