Johnny BeepBeep, Malahide/Portmarnock

Trundles around all day on a kids bike, even though he's around 35. Parallel-parks and reverses it into spaces like a car (also with the appropriate sound effects). Sports a crazy curly mullet, likes to buy tons of apples from the local Centra and has a habit of
beating the s**t out of people who look at him sideways (usally with his "World Cup USA 94" baseball cap.... or a brick). Can usually be seen most Friday nights, belting along the wrong side of the road on his BMX at around 4 in the morning.... and utterly pissed out of his mind
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