Wig head, Sale

Seems to be in every pub you go in at the moment, never seen. He has seemed to appear in the last 18 months. He looks like he has a wig on, seems to wear a scarf and has a kind of beard/goatee thing. Mid 60's and has the look of a French renaiscance (sp??) painter. Always tries chatting up the young birds and will generally bore the arse of anyone whose willing to take it.

What an insufferable oaf this man is! I was stuck behind him in the line at the library for about 20 minutes. He also frequents Mimi's and Da Vinci's on a regular basis! His hair is a wig as well.

Is that the bloke called geoff?