Quendo, Chorlton

He's this dead weird looking bloke that I often see knocking about by Polar Bar.
Last time I saw him, he was wearing this ridiculous leopard skin suit that was obviously intended for a woman.
He has this really smug look on his face and never buys a drink.He just takes his bag into the toilet with him and comes back with his glass magically refilled.
He was also spotted at a Gold Blade concert wearing a dress and no underwear.

What a quendo!, not only sports tight leopard skin suit but many a time seen wearing a see-thu dress and wig. Spotted climbing out of a skip at 7 in the morning. Has been known to carry a rabbit shaped slipper.
submitted by Zhenya

My friend manages Oxfam Books and he has to chase him away from the skip they have at the back,where they throw all the crappy books that nobody else wants.
Another friend spoke to him once. He was talking about his 'friend', who he claims is a Witchfinder and wears leather waistcoats.
Apparently, he (Quendo, not the Witchfinder) smelt really bad. I don't understand why though. Surely if he can afford a woman's leopard skin suit, he can get a shower.
submitted by Callum

Quendo alert! He's been spotted sleeping rough, which won't do much for his 'interesting' aroma.He's slept under an upturned bath and also beneath a ping pong table that someone left out in the street.Rumour also has it that he had a girlfriend, which,frankly, is too disgusting to spend any length of time thinking about.
submitted by Julian

A friend of a friend knows this Quendo man. He had to look after a box of his 'valuables', which held a dirty jumper, 2 posters of drawings of women and a box of 7" singles containing Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi (without a sleeve), a free NME single from 1985, some foul nonsense by The Levellers and a Pantera picture disc. Apparently, Quendo was worried that some dealers might rob his valuable stuff from his sordid little grief hole.

I think this is the nutter I saw about 5 months ago (ish). He was wearing white plastic boots and had make-up smeared across his eyes. I can vouch that he STANK. Kind of musty. Very peculiar clothes and he was with a woman, who looked like a Brett Anderson. In a bad way. Not sure there is a good way. Anyhow, he was very odd. Must be him.
submitted by Ken

Some quendo, but this quendon't. I think I know this one, he used to work with me in Manchester in a bar, I once gave him a lift home he was living in a caravan in his mum's garden, I thought he was peculiar then, kept talking about not playing glastonbury if he was asked to, and what his top 10's will be when Q magazine interview him, following the release of his 'best of' album.
Although I never saw him play live I suspect that his performance would have been as good as his 'penthouse' appartment.

I was in Polar Bar last week and in he walked. He was wearing an oversized furry hat, a child's scarf and carrying a shoppping basket, stolen from Safeway. (There was a cookery book in the basket.) He spoke to a member of staff, emptied an ashtray full of butts into his pocket and strutted out, as if he had something to be proud of. The whole episode made me feel quite ill.
submitted by Juuulian

"My friend manages Oxfam Books and he has to chase him away from the skip they have at the back,where they throw all the crappy books that nobody else wants. "

Is he chased away for stealing unwanted books? If so, I don't know which is the strangest action. Who cares?